April 13, 2005

How To Embarrass A Guy In 5 Easy Minutes

A recent IM conversation:

Pam says:

is this Darrell? THE Darrell?

**Darrell says:

not here

Pam says:

hehe

Darrell says:

this is **rico

Pam says:

hi rico

Darrell says:

hey there

Pam says:

rico, youre too nice…

Darrell says:

how are you?

Pam says:

you should have pretended to be Darrell

Pam says:

and been mean and stuff

Darrell says:

I don’t know him that well

Darrell says:

I figured I should get to know him a bit more before I imitate him

Pam says:

nah…then you’d feel bad. this way you can do it without feeling badly about it.

Darrell says:

ok start over

Pam says:

i was just going to suggest that

Darrell says:

hi pam, this is darrell

Pam says:

hey punk!

Darrell says:

easy now you old wench

Pam says:

*its hard to be mean when I’m laughing*

Pam says:

oh yeah!

Darrell says:

yeah!

Pam says:

i told you if you ever called me that again, I’d have to take you down!

Darrell says:

lets go then

Pam says:

bring it on, boy scout

Darrell says:

its been a while since ive had some luvin’

[Insert loooong awkward pause here]

Darrell says:

oh….different takedown

Pam says:

ROTFL!

Darrell says:

you said be Darrell

Pam says:

you obviously don’t know Darrell!

Pam says:

LOL

Pam says:

are you turning red yet?

Darrell says:

no…

Pam says:

are you going to try and save yourself?

Darrell says:

am I supposed to?

Pam says:

mmm…it might be a good idea.

Darrell says:

I’m not easily embarrassed

Pam says:

nor am I but that wasn’t what I was expecting

Darrell says:

how do you know Darrell?

Darrell says:

girlfriend?

Darrell says:

friend?

Pam says:

friend

Pam says:

MARRIED friend.

Pam says:

LOL

Darrell says:

gotcha

Darrell says:

off the market friend

Pam says:

uhu

Pam says:

NOW are you red?

Darrell says:

a little red

Pam says:

Lol…its cool…I thought it was funny

Darrell says:

that’s what I was shooting for

Pam says:

nice work, sparky

Darrell says:

i gotta run…nice chatting with you

Darrell says:

g’nite

Pam says:

LOL

Pam says:

ok

Pam says:

bye


**names changed to protect the innocent. And stupid. hehe... :-P

Posted by PamCHBF at April 13, 2005 10:56 PM
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