April 14, 2005

Dude! Where's My Finger?


Can somebody please tell me HOW you lose your finger? The funny thing about this story is that there are apparently SEVERAL people who have misplaced a digit. One woman said a leopard bit her finger off when it attacked her. Uhm...excuse my ignorance, but that doesn't explain how the finger ended up in a bowl of Wendy's chili, now, does it? What? Was she standing in the line and Tony the Tiger gave her a smack-down when she ordered extra cheese? The good news is, they're pretty sure it's not her finger cause it's BIGGER than the portion she lost. :-O WONDERFUL! One woman said she lost hers when she was breaking up a dog fight. Again...how it ended up in the chili is still a mystery UNLESS....that's not BEEF in that thar chili. hehe...gives new meaning to the term "chili dog". :-|~

And what's with the $50,000 reward for the missing digits owner? Dude....there are way too many freaks in this world to be making offers like that. Do you think they posted hand-written signs on telephone poles that said" Found: finger tip. orange nail polish chipped. If it's yours call xxx-xxxx. (Please be prepared to authenticate missing finger's ownership by providing a picture of other finger tips.)

Posted by PamCHBF at April 14, 2005 12:02 PM
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