No doubt, you will hear a lot about my kids as they are the center of my universe. My youngest, Nathaniel aka Natie aka Nate-dawg never ceases to keep me laughing. He's Calvin minus Hobbes. Last Thursday, he calls me at work and says,
"Mom, I lost a tooth!"
"Really? I didn't know one was loose."
"It wasn't, but I needed the cash."
:-0
So I get home from work to see my precious cherub composing the following letter:
Dear , toothfairy
I need some extra money. about $1.50 wuld be good. I wuld like that in advance with my other teeth. And besides, YOU OWE ME!
Thank you,
Nate
After Wonderfully Wise Mother advises him that the Tooth Fairy doesn't take kindly to threats, he came up with this:
Dear, tooth fairy
I need some extra money. I wuld like that in advance for my other teeth.
Thank you
your, friend
Now you would think with a request like that, there would be NO way the Tooth Fairy would oversleep and forget to pony up, but she did. :-( So the Tooth Fairy had to sneak into Crazy Nate's bedroom while he was watching cartoons and lay down some green ($3.00 to be exact) only how was she going to cover up her minor mistake of forgetting? HA! Easy! She was going to hide it! So Very Sneaky Tooth Fairy left a very nice note for what she soon discovers is Very Disgusted with Tooth Fairy Nate.
"Here's your money. I hid it." TF
Very Disgusted With Tooth Fairy Nate soon became Very Happy With Tooth Fairy Because She ROCKS Nate!
P.S. We really need to work on punctuation, don't we?