I like my boss...I really do...but there are just some things I don't get paid to do and today we found one of them.
This morning she asked me if I would shave her neck. Yeah. I know. But it gets better so stay with me.
You see...if she had one of those cute perky little cuts I'd have been cool with it but she has a mullet. Did you hear me? A MULLET! She wears the back up and shaves the hairs at her neck to give her that lovely butch effect.
I thought she was kidding until she reached into her purse and pulled out the electric shaver. I swear to all that is holy, the first thought that went through my head was, "How badly do I want this job?" which was immediately followed by "JEEEEESUS!!! HELP MEEEEEE!!!"
I'm happy to report that my day got so busy, the shave-job never came up again. I'm also happy to report that there is, indeed, a God, and He does, in fact, answer prayer.
Posted by PamCHBF at March 3, 2005 04:34 PM