So I got my hot coffee which is actually warm green tea and now for a quick perusal of the headlines...
FoxNews says: Bolton Faces Senate Fight. I hope Michael decided to lose the mullet. Who wants a U.N. Ambassador with a stringy mullet? ew.
Hmm...says the minimum wage hike was defeated. Looks like it's time for the Hail Mary. Whatever that is.
Oh my...apparently a bare-breasted woman was protesting Prince Charles' arrival in New Zealand. Let us have a look-see, shall we??? Ehh..it's obvious she hasn't had 3 children. :-/
Oh look at this! Smoking Pill Shows Promise I bet the Bic Lighter people aren't happy that all you have to do is swallow your cigarette to get the same affect. If they're smart, they'll diversify and go into the water business.
Ok...I'm bored here. Let's go see what Matt Drudge has found for today...
HOLY CRAP!! SHE'S BACK!!! Ter-aaaaayza says, "ELECTION WAS HACKED!" Lord....can't we just kill her and tell You she died? Pweeeeease???
Oh brother....it says here "Playground insults banned". When are these booger-eating morons gonna stop whining like sissy-girls everytime some little kid gets sand thrown on them? We're gonna have a generation of sniveling, whining emotional infants claiming "she wasnt nice to me...I deserve $4million for damages" running this world in a few years.(they're called Democrats!) And FYI...there ain't no "Yard Duty" to go running to at work so ya better toughen up, ya big babies. Grrrr....
Ok...That's it for the headlines...
P.S. Ms. Stern--there's a scone waitin' fer ya, if you can get here before Natie eats it!
Posted by PamCHBF at March 8, 2005 07:36 AM