Camp HappyBadFun!

Lord Vader Beckons...

Well it seems Jim's campaign to get me to turn to the "dark side" is beginning to have its desired affect.

So here's the deal, Jim: I will gladly turn to the dark side under these conditions:

1. I do nothing; you do everything.
2. I get to keep my happybadfun template because it makes me happy.
   
3. I will not be required to wear a black mask or speak into a fan, "Luuuuke....I am your faaaather...." or go to munuvian conventions.
4. I get to retain my "perkiness".
   
5. All technical difficulties will be referred to you. That includes user issues, as well.
6. I get to increase my readership by no less than 1539%.